A Look at Jordan Rozansky (me)
A lot of people (not one person) have been saying, “Jordan, we read all of your posts about the web series, but we don’t know anything about you.”
Well people (again, nobody at all), I hear you loud and clear (silent and nonexistent). This blog will continue to be the #1 place on the Internet for Can’t Get Arrested news (actually, tied for #1 with the Can’t Get Arrested Twitter, Facebook, and website), but I’m going to start writing periodically about other things, too.
I have referenced on occasion that my mom is my only reader, but that’s of course not true. How could it be true if you (dad) are reading this right now?
My dad hasn’t been mentioned on the blog before, but I figured you, the readers (mom), might enjoy this email I received from him this weekend. Maybe it’ll help you understand where I come from.
Email Subject: Life is good
Email Body:

Can’t Get Arrested, Episode 2 premieres tomorrow on the Internet. Watch it.